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    zOwie Photo Caption Contest--August 2001
 
To celebrate the 2nd anniversary of the zOwie Omega Discussion Forum--the first Internet discussion forum dedicated to Omega watches--we had a contest! The objective was to simply come up with a funny caption for the photo below. The contest ran from July 30 through August 10, 2001.

PRIZES:

A prize selection of three high quality watch straps by ZRC and Muller were donated by 'RonZ' rz@technologist.com, who sells these and other fine straps.
   JUDGES:
We use only the finest, hand picked, judges imported from around the globe to ensure only the freshest in humor evaluation decision making. This event's panel of judges included:

Omega site curators Chuck Maddox (site), Robert Jan De Broer (site), well known TimeZone Omega Forum celebrities Carolyn and Damon, and your humble host here at Chronocentric.

WE HAVE A CONTEST WINNER!
Derek Ziglar (zOwie) -- 8/15/01 15:41:58 GMT

Winner: DAVE HOWARD
You're slightly off course, Mr. Aldrin, but you're bang on time.

Second Place (TIE): JOHNNY
Authentic San Francisco trolley...$250,000; "Authentic NASA moon vehicle...$2.5 billion; getting you picture on the interet driving one with your cool new Omega...priceless!

Second Place (TIE): CHRISTIAN
Omega: Proud Sponsors of Wacky Races

Dave will receive first choice of one of the watch straps shown on the contest page--prizes courtesy of RonZ (rz@technologist.com) who sells these and other excellent straps!

Johnny and Christian will receive a choice of one of the remaining two watch straps shown on the contest page!

Winners, please email me directly at zowie@chronocentric.com with your prize choice and postal mailing address. Dave gets his pick first.

Johnny and Christian, please send me your first, second and third choices among the three. Whichever of you contacts me first gets second choice.

Congrats to all who entered! Thanks for your participation--the contest was met with such enthusiasm that we will have more as we can line up additional prizes!

CONTEST OFFICIALLY CLOSES!
Derek Ziglar (zOwie) -- 8/11/01 02:38:09 GMT

Thanks for all the great entries! The panel of judges will be rreviewing your entries this weekend and should announce a decision the beginning of the week.

Competition Entry
Christian -- 8/10/01 23:24:57 GMT

"Omega: Proud Sponsors of Wacky Races"

Correction
StuartMW -- 8/10/01 23:17:17 GMT

That should have been

"Step on it, we can beat this thing yet!"

Contest
StuartMW -- 8/10/01 23:15:30 GMT

Step on it, we can't beat this thing yet!

Competition Entry
Christian -- 8/10/01 22:59:16 GMT

"Houston, we have a problem.....where are the brakes?"

Competition Entry
Christian -- 8/10/01 22:49:38 GMT

"Houston.......where's the hand-brake?"

Caption Contest
DAB -- 8/10/01 19:45:21 GMT

Drat! We will meet again Mr Bond!

Caption Contest
DAB -- 8/10/01 17:34:18 GMT

Is that what a Speedmaster looks like? Omega should stick to watches.

caption contest
Sunil Nookala -- 8/10/01 06:37:48 GMT

On the Track R off the Track
Omega has the Knack!!

caption contest
Sunil Nookala -- 8/10/01 06:31:55 GMT

On the Rail R off the Rail
Omega will never Fail!!

Caption contest
Sunil Nookala -- 8/10/01 06:13:55 GMT

On Earth R On Moon
Omega is the Tycoon!!

Caption Contest
DAB -- 8/10/01 02:32:22 GMT

Damn foreign cars. I'll take an American car any day.

caption contest
brandon -- 8/9/01 18:16:53 GMT

Omega vs Omega..... Clash of the Titans!

Omega Strap Competition
Steve C. Williams -- 8/9/01 12:33:36 GMT

Getting ahead of time...

Omega Strap Competiton
Steve C. Williams -- 8/9/01 12:32:21 GMT

The Watch in front is Omega.

OMEGA
Greg -- 8/9/01 07:56:01 GMT

The toughest part of being the best, is racing against yourself ……and winning!

Caption contest
brandon -- 8/9/01 07:31:08 GMT

"Omega... unparalleled in in speed and performance"

" Action speaks louder than words Omega"

Caption contest
brandon -- 8/9/01 07:24:57 GMT

The world world is watching........ Omega

caption contest
Sunil Nookala -- 8/9/01 05:40:27 GMT

It takes a Omega to beat a Omega!!

Zowie caption contest
Sunil Nookala -- 8/9/01 05:29:33 GMT

Men for Omega...Women too!!

Contest?
David Vinson -- 8/9/01 04:32:33 GMT

Uh, Houston.......We have a problem.

First step in time...
Sanman -- 8/9/01 03:54:40 GMT

One small step for time, one giant leap for Omega kind….

Competition Entry
Christian -- 8/8/01 21:39:48 GMT

"Houston, we have a problem........I don't think this is the moon."

contest caption
Johnny -- 8/8/01 17:51:52 GMT

"NEWS FLASH: As the economy continues to spiral downward, budget cuts are affecting everyone. As seen here, James Bond is trying desperately to outrun the guys from Q branch who are attempting to repossess his moon vehicle and force him to use public transportation. Rumor has it that further plans are underway to auction Bond's Omega Seamaster to help pay for $1750 worth of condoms and champagne billed to the British Secret Service during his last campaign. Bond's Seamaster is expected to be replaced with a vintage Seiko, circa Octopu$$y. This may explain the look of determination he displays here as he trys frantically to avoid buggy and watch repo and the associated embarrassment of being a cool spy riding a trolley while wearing a cheap, out of style watch."

contest
Lenny -- 8/8/01 16:45:48 GMT

And the winner of this race is...

Caption competition
Dave Howard -- 8/7/01 12:47:38 GMT

"You're slightly off-course, Mr. Aldrin, but you're bang on time."

comtest
Lenny -- 8/7/01 02:45:04 GMT

...still going strong
and right on time,.. Omega!

Omega photo caption
T. Carretta -- 8/7/01 00:36:25 GMT

Dateline:San Francisco - Omega technicians rush to correct the world's first Digital Cable Car which is erroneously displaying the hour as "13" O'clock.

O M E G A
Greg Sandrey -- 8/4/01 09:16:47 GMT

Omega Mooncar Escapes Gallant Authorities

My entry....
Ross -- 8/3/01 22:06:18 GMT

Even though shouldn't qualify, I will put in an entry.

"Omega-San Francisco's Choice"

"Testing the Speedmaster's 50th Anniversary edition. Buy this limited edition of 24,999 and get this neat Space Buggy free. Retial: $3.21 mil"

"Hey, you like Omegas, so do I?"

Peace,

Ross

Caption
Adam -- 8/3/01 00:12:48 GMT

We hold our breath...and the battle still rages on between fellow Omegans a battery operated unit vs. a mechanically operated unit...

Contest
Derek Duncan -- 8/2/01 20:38:48 GMT

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"

zOwie Photo caption
Samuel Louie, M. D. -- 8/2/01 08:52:25 GMT

Oh my Omega! Only in California!

OR
Holy Omega! Only in California!

caption.
hksniper61 -- 8/1/01 23:21:33 GMT

Hey, where are the Ric-a-Roni ads!

Mad Max
rob -- 8/1/01 21:14:03 GMT

Mad Max 3: Beyond Omega-Zone
Starring: Pierce Brosnan and Anna Kournikova

It is the 23rd century. Switzerland has abandoned its customary neutrality, invaded North America and taken almost everything. All that is left are Omega watches and Rice-A-Roni.

In Scene I, our hero Pierce Brosnan, driving the vehicle in right lane, is desperately trying to trade a Seamaster Pro, two Speedmasters, a CoAxial and a diamond-studded Constellation for a gallon of gasoline from Anna Kournikova...

My entry-->
Dan McCudden -- 8/1/01 05:43:08 GMT

A retiring Omega employee takes his last ride on
the moon buggy. After he is done he can ring the
bell on the trolley.

Or:
Pierce Brosnan steals the Omega moon buggy, while security follows in the Omega trolley.

more captions
Johnny -- 8/1/01 05:12:47 GMT

"Hey! (says the bald guy on trolly left to moon vehicle driver), my Omega quartz battery just died, what time does your automatic have?"

"So...just which time zone do you use on the moon?"

"In your rear view mirror it says, "agemO" which means - "Rolex sucks" in Swedish."

"What's with the mesh umbrella?"

"The guys sponsoring Dubey & Schaldenbrand must have one wide-ass f%&#ing vehicle!"

Guy on trolly right - "As soon as I see the Patek trolly, I'm getting off!"

"Ask James Bond...he understands."

Winning caption!
Al Ferrara -- 7/31/01 22:28:42 GMT

According to my Splits Second Chronograph here, I beat you by...lets see; average trolly speed of 27.625 mph, over 1.43222 miles from start, accounting for certified accuracy of (+-)5 seconds per 24 hour period, carry the nought, wait, gotta confirm with the Atomic clock... anybody know where I can get a Life?!?

one more
Mark -- 7/31/01 16:25:07 GMT

"that's one giant poster for Omega, One giant publicity stunt for the Speedmaster Pro."

The security detail for Buzz Aldrin's Speedy Pro!
Kevin J. Morrell -- 7/31/01 16:25:06 GMT

NM

more captions
Mark -- 7/31/01 16:22:07 GMT

"oh, sure, but Fortis was the first automatic chronograph on a Trolly."

"you're right, this place is just as weird as the moon, and it saved on fuel."

"pardon me do you have any grey poupon?"

Contest!
Pete -- 7/31/01 11:00:45 GMT

"We'll do anything for publicity"

"From the Earth to the Moon, Omega is everywhere"

"My Omega's bigger than yours...get outta my way"

Budget cuts
Theyoungestownrof2531.80@16 -- 7/31/01 02:11:22 GMT

Did Omega cut their budget so much that they couldnt get a real ambassador out there too?

Is that a real moon buggy?
Theyoungestownrof2531.80@16 -- 7/31/01 02:02:39 GMT

THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL

Phooto Caption Contest
Jack Colegrove -- 7/30/01 20:25:23 GMT

"Fearing a decline in watch sales, Omega experiments with new markets!"

Caption
Rick Mangus -- 7/30/01 18:29:36 GMT

Who's sponsering this parade again?

It's all downhill from here! *NM*
Tyler -- 7/30/01 17:17:48 GMT

"If we could just get the movement
Bradley -- 7/30/01 16:01:58 GMT

back into the case we could leave.

Bradley

contest caption
Johnny -- 7/30/01 15:38:41 GMT

"Race it with an Omega!"
"Whatever you drive, you'll look faster with an Omega Speedmaster!"
"Omega watches, the professionals choice in trolly and moon vehicle racing."
"Omega. On the moon, or just around town. The perfect watch for all occaisions."
"As seen here, the Omega Moonwatch has amazing flexibility in it's applications!"
"Authentic San Francisco trolley...$250,000; "Authentic NASA moon vehicle...$2.5 billion; getting you picture on the interet driving one with your cool new Omega...priceless!"

Let the contest begin! *NM*
Derek Ziglar (zOwie) -- 7/30/01 15:00:22 GMT

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